This  ditty was the result of Nick and I hanging out for a day or two clubbing away on these "dumb rock" riffs.  Definitely audible is Mike Row's twisted laugh lifted from "the Diving Board." Possibly audible is a nice chunk of Bethlehem Steel railroad track being thwacked by a crowbar as well as the reverse envelope sorry sound of the Swiss Army Bass getting a much deserved little trim with a skilsaw of course. Check out the acapella tuba bit in the middle-eight alongside the retarded dude (me)  The choral vocal outro, was literally written to tape amidst a backlog of forty ounce Buds. I think it somehow legitimizes the whole thing.